{"id":331,"date":"2013-05-11T00:26:07","date_gmt":"2013-05-11T04:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/?p=331"},"modified":"2025-07-04T20:07:50","modified_gmt":"2025-07-04T20:07:50","slug":"things-found-in-a-youth-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/2013\/05\/11\/things-found-in-a-youth-room\/","title":{"rendered":"Things found in a Youth Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I were to spin around in my office chair there is no way to describe the randomness you would see. Game supplies, library, crafts supplies, old towels, nails, lumber, on and on. Of course the youth room is just as full of fun things.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2013\/05\/wpid-photo_1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"photo_1.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2013\/05\/wpid-photo_1.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>After a little tidying at the end of a long semester I found students&#8217; random questions for me. I had asked them a while a go to write any questions they had. <\/p>\n<p>Clearly i meant spiritual questions. I got a few: &#8220;How is it decided who goes to heaven or hell?&#8221;, &#8220;When is God coming down to earth to see us?&#8221;, &#8220;What is your favorite Bible story?&#8221;, &#8220;Is it good to drink and smoke at a young age?&#8221;, &#8220;What do you do when people are being very rude?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But not everyone was on the same page:<br \/>\nWhat is the diameter of mother earth?<br \/>\nWhat is your middle name?<br \/>\nHow extensive is your extensive knowledge, oh wise one?<br \/>\nWhat is the most dangerous thing you have ever have done beside jumping off the bridge? (To my knowledge I  have never jumped off a bridge or said i have)<br \/>\nAre you nervous and sweaty?<br \/>\nHave you ever killed a&#8230;&#8230;.cat! (on accident)?<br \/>\nWhere should I go to college?<br \/>\nHave you ever kissed a gorilla on the lips?<\/p>\n<p>Oh teenagers never a dull moment!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were to spin around in my office chair there is no way to describe the randomness you would see. Game supplies, library, crafts supplies, old towels, nails, lumber, on and on. Of course the youth room is just as full of fun things. After a little tidying at the end of a long [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":332,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-oldies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":538,"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions\/538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profoundmystery.com\/onemansrace\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}